A fellow walk's into the doctor's office and asks for an appointment. The receptionist tells him he can see the doctor now. The doctor asks him what the problem is and the fellow say's , "well doc it's actually my brother that has the problem". The doctor asks where his brother is, and the fellow says, "he's in the waiting room, he's sorta shy". The doctor goes out to the waiting room and shows the shy brother into his office. The doctor asks "what seems to be your problem"? The shy brother tells him that he has trouble speaking. The doctor tells him to go behind the curtain and disrobe, so that he can assess the situation. The shy brother comes out from behind the curtain dragging about 3 feet of penis behind him. The doctor says in amazement " no wonder you are having trouble talking, that thing is dragging on your larynx, but you're in luck, there is a new operation available where we will cut that thing off 3 inches from your abdomen, and three inches from the head of the penis, this will aleviate your problem and you will still be a well hung young man. The shy brother agrees to have the operation. About three months later the shy brother is back at the doctors to tell him just how satisfied he is with his new speech, and asks the doctor if he still has that 3 foot section of his penis hanging around, his wife would like to put it in a pickle jar to show the girls on bridge night. The doctor says in a strained voice " oh I think it's hanging around here somewhere".
