New Emoticons

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laffingone Port Coquitlam, British Columbia Canada
We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:


(_!_) a regular ass


(__!__) a fat ass


(!) a tight ass


(_*_) a sore ass


{_!_} a swishy ass


(_o_) an ass that's been around


(_x_) kiss my ass


(_X_) leave my ass alone


(_zzz_) a tired ass


(_E=mc2_) a smart ass


(_$_) Money coming out of his ass


(_?_) Dumb Ass

You have just been e-mooned! Send

this to 5 people within the next hour and you will be blessed with people laughing at your e-mail.

This is NOT a chain letter, so if you don't mail it out, you won' t have bad uck.

But who wouldn't want to e-Moon a friend?
Loner1960 St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada
A few more came out on the int'l forums. Here it goes.

(_stuck_) constripated

(_professor_) smart arse

(_barfing_) lower body malfunction, of the explosive kind.

(_lips_) kiss my arse




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