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Brew01 Surrey, British Columbia Canada
[top] Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:49 PM CST : To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager.
Forever and ever,
Barmen.

cheers
drinking
here's to you
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KHD100 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
[top] Sun Sep 28, 2008 11:45 PM CST : To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
Burp!

wine
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eyesthatknowwhy somewhere, Saskatchewan Canada
[top] Sun Sep 28, 2008 11:56 PM CST : To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
cheers here's to you bottoms up!wave
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Brew01 Surrey, British Columbia Canada
[top] Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:16 AM CST : To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
eyesthatknowwhy: bottoms up!


The drink, the drink, not the dress
laugh
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KHD100 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
[top] Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:51 AM CST : To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
wine

I drink to those who wish me well.

To those that don't,

Go to Hell!

grin
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Brew01 Surrey, British Columbia Canada
[top] Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:53 AM CST : To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
KHD100: I drink to those who wish me well.

To those that don't,

Go to Hell!


Here's to you, and here's to me...
with the hopes we never disagree...
but if some day we ever do, then....
here's to me, and to hell with you.

cheers
here's to you
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tunzrok Windsor, Ontario Canada
[top] Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:08 PM CST : To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
Brew01: Here's to you, and here's to me...
with the hopes we never disagree...
but if some day we ever do, then....
here's to me, and to hell with you.


laugh wine cheers
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KHD100 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
[top] Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:48 AM CST : To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
Cowboy boots

An elderly couple, Margaret and Brew, moved to Texas . Brew always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he
bought them and wore them home.



Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,
'Notice anything different about me?'

Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.'

Frustrated, Brew stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked
back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he
asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'

Margaret looked up and exclaimed, Brew, what's different? It's hanging
down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down
again tomorrow!'

Furious, Brew yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'

'Nope', she replied.

'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'

Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Brew. Shoulda bought a hat.'








Good mornin.....Sorry Brew, could not resist!


innocent
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jpunk Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
[top] Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:05 AM CST : To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
Brew01: Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager.
Forever and ever,
Barmen.


ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!!!thumbs up

Brew, you're a star!!! I'm gonna learn this off by heart!!!grin


Respect dude!!handshake cheers
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Ecoprincess Sligo/New Zeland/ Australia, Sligo Ireland
[top] Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:13 PM CST : To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
KHD100: Cowboy boots

An elderly couple, Margaret and Brew, moved to Texas . Brew always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he
bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,
'Notice anything different about me?'

Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.'

Frustrated, Brew stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked
back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he
asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'

Margaret looked up and exclaimed, Brew, what's different? It's hanging
down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down
again tomorrow!'

Furious, Brew yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'

'Nope', she replied.

'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'

Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Brew. Shoulda bought a hat.' Good mornin.....Sorry Brew, could not resist!



thumbs up could not of said it better myself rolling on the floor laughing wink cheers
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Brew01 Surrey, British Columbia Canada
[top] Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:09 PM CST : To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
jpunk: ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!!!

Brew, you're a star!!! I'm gonna learn this off by heart!!! Respect dude!!


Thank you sir

(who says drinking can't be a religious experience)

cheers
Cheers dude
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Brew01 Surrey, British Columbia Canada
[top] Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:12 PM CST : To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
KHD100: Cowboy boots

An elderly couple, Margaret and Brew, moved to Texas . Brew always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he
bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,
'Notice anything different about me?'

Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.'

Frustrated, Brew stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked
back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he
asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'

Margaret looked up and exclaimed, Brew, what's different? It's hanging
down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down
again tomorrow!'

Furious, Brew yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'

'Nope', she replied.

'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'

Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Brew. Shoulda bought a hat.' Good mornin.....Sorry Brew, could not resist!


I love a good joke, and ah..thanks (I guess) for including me in on this little tidbit

hug
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KHD100 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
[top] Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:04 PM CST : To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
I love a good joke, and ah..thanks (I guess) for including me in on this little tidbit


Awwww I'm so sorry Brew....... maybe that is why it looks down at the cowboy boots all the time. grin
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KHD100 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
[top] Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:06 PM CST : To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
Jim and Brew were a couple of Newfie drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Gander, NL. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Jim said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!' Brew says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?'

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Jim wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings....its Brew.

Brew says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?' Jim says, 'I feel great. How about you?' Brew says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'Jim says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often.'Brew says, 'Yeah, well there's just one thing...''What's that?''Have you farted yet?'' No.....''Well, DON'T, 'cause
I'm in TORONTO!!!'
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Brew01 Surrey, British Columbia Canada
[top] Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:05 PM CST : To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
KHD100: Jim and Brew were a couple of Newfie drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Gander, NL. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Jim said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!' Brew says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?'

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Jim wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings....its Brew.

Brew says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?' Jim says, 'I feel great. How about you?' Brew says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'Jim says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often.'Brew says, 'Yeah, well there's just one thing...''What's that?''Have you farted yet?'' No.....''Well, DON'T, 'cause
I'm in TORONTO!!!'


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Good one kid
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Loner1960 St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada
[top] Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:16 PM CST : To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
KHD100: Jim and Brew were a couple of Newfie drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Gander, NL. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Jim said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!' Brew says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?'

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Jim wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings....its Brew.

Brew says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?' Jim says, 'I feel great. How about you?' Brew says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'Jim says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often.'Brew says, 'Yeah, well there's just one thing...''What's that?''Have you farted yet?'' No.....''Well, DON'T, 'cause
I'm in TORONTO!!!'


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Can just see the picture, when he farts towards the camp fire.
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gemery Williams Lake, British Columbia Canada
[top] Wed Oct 1, 2008 7:37 PM CST : To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
Brew01: Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager.
Forever and ever,
Barmen.


Here's to the horses that pull the Budweiser,
Here's to the ribbon around blue ribbon can.
Here's to the ladies that pour golden rivers,
That fill up the glass of a beer drinking man. ( and women too.)

here's to you We need a Canadian version of this song. Cheers!

geo
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